(STEVE) TOOK A TRIP DOWN TO M.K. CITY
& IT PISSED ME OFF, YEAH I FELT SHITTY
COS WE WAS LOST & I WAS DYING
FOR A CRAP 2 HOURS BEEN TRYING
NOT TO SOIL MY NEW LEVIS
COS THEY’RE BOOT CUT WITH BUTTON FLIES
M TO THE K TO THE STREET V8
GOTTA FIND THAT SHIT NOW IT’S TOO LATE

(ADAM & STEVE) NOT KEEN ON MILTON KEYNES,
NOT KEEN ON MILTON KEYNES,
NOT KEEN ON MILTON KEYNES, COS WE GOT LOST
& I SHIT MY JEANS

(STEVE) GO ROUND & ROUND A ROUNDABOUT
THE 12TH SO FAR & I’M IN DOUBT
I’M EVER GOING TO FUCKIN FIND
A PLACE TO CLEAN UP MY BEHIND
(ADAM) TOLD YOU HOME BOY I HATE THIS TOWN
WE CAME HERE NOW THE SHIT’S GONE DOWN
IT HAPPENED WHEN YOU TRIED TO TIP THOSE COWS
BUT THEY WERE FAKE & YOU DROPPED YOUR BOWELS

(ADAM & STEVE) NOT KEEN ON MILTON KEYNES,
NOT KEEN ON MILTON KEYNES,
NOT KEEN ON MILTON KEYNES, COS WE GOT LOST
& I SHIT MY JEANS

(ADAM) NOT O TO THE K ON THE ROAD H2
COS WE’RE LOST IN A CAR THAT SMELLS OF POO
ALL LOOKS THE SAME IT’S SHIT M.K.
BUT WE’VE SEEN A SIGN & WE’RE ON OUR WAY
(STEVE) NEXT TO THE NEXT TO THE H.M.V.
WAS WHERE I FOUND THE W.C.
ONLY 1 IN THIS FUCKING CITY
JUST BEEN BUILT BUT IT STILL LOOKS SHITTY

(ADAM & STEVE) NOT KEEN ON MILTON KEYNES,
NOT KEEN ON MILTON KEYNES,
NOT KEEN ON MILTON KEYNES, COS WE GOT LOST
& I SHIT MY JEANS

M.K. Copper:

(STEVE) LAST NIGHT MY MATE
GOT BACK WELL LATE
RANG ME HALF CUT
COULDN’T KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT
TAKEN DOWN THE STATION
TO EXPAIN THE SITUATION
WHAT GOT HIM OFF HIS FACE
THAT HALF A WRAP OF BASE

SEEMS A LOT OF FUSS FOR HALF A WRAP
NOW AN OFFICERS LOOKING UP HIS CRACK

HE WAS DAPPING IN THE TOILETS
WHEN THE BOUNCERS REALLY SPOILT IT
HE WISHED HE HADN’T BOUGHT IT
AS HE WAS ESCORTED
PAST THE QUEUING MASSES
COS THE BOUNCERS HERE ARE BASTARDS
GIVE THE POLICE THE INFORMATION
THEN THEY’LL TAKE YOU UP THE STATION

JUST A NORMAL NIGHT FOR A M.K. COPPER
IF THEY’VE GOT THE TIME THEY’RE GONNA SEARCH YOU PROPER

Time to Leave:

(STEVE) IT’S TIME TO LEAVE, HOW COULD I STAY
IT’S TIME TO GO, SO SHOW ME THE WAY
H TO THE 7 THEN TO THE M1
BEEN HERE SINCE 11 NOW M.K. HAS GONE
IT’S TIME TO LEAVE, BE HARD TO STAY
WHEN YOU’VE BURNT DOWN THE BRIDGES THROUGH ALL OF M.K.
SO SLAM THE FRONT DOOR & DRIVE DOWN THE STREET
SAY OUR GOODBYES WITH ONE LAST…….

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